Dolphins are Jerks

Douchebags of the sea,
Orca supreme!
They're coming to murder you & me.
They'll take you out,
With bottle nosed snout.
'Cause dolphins do not give a fuck.

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Dolphins are jerks, cackling jerks.
They use their sonar to hit you where it hurts.
They'll kill us with glee, a killing spree.
'Cause dolphins just don't give a fuck!

They've had just about enough of us.
Soon they'll bath in oceans of our blood.
Sick of pollution, sick of drift nets.
Your opposable thumbs will make no difference.

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